How macedonian are YOU?

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MacTest™ is a novel product for selective genetic profiling (SGP). Its target audience is the individual from the Balkan region who is tormented by financial and social insecurity, lack of meritocracy, discrimination, political corruption and puppet statesmen. The MacTest™ product user can find the definitive answer to all their problems at once, by constructing a solid genetic identity with links to a glorious, imperial past.

MacTest™ works by instantly performing fluorescent in situ hybridism (FISHy) specific for the HLA-DRB1 alleles¹ on the patient’s genetic material. It works equally well with unprocessed blood or urine samples, and the user may conveniently perform the test at their premises, without any need for special laboratory equipment.

With all the fuss about the name Macedonia and who has the right to use it, Greece or the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia I decided to see where do I stand. Thanks to nikos I contacted a small company specializing in genetic tests which would prove whether I, too, can lay claim on Macedonia.

This is the site of the company is responsible for the MacTest. The results were…

The results were spectacular! I received a phone call from the company’s CEO asking me to meet him for further exams. After some extensive testing they decided that the Jewish gene Ah$76, (the only gene in the Human Genome Project with a currency symbol in it), is dominant on HLA-DRB1 and in fact is the true proof that I am the only real descendant of Alexander the Great. After all he conquered half of all of the known world, while we Jews have conquered all of it; this makes us twice more original macedonian than all of the puny states of Republic of Greece/Athens and Republic of Macedonia/Skopje.

As we speak the Greek Zion…eeem, I wanted to say,the Greek Jewish Central Board is taking all necessary steps towards this goal. It’s rather simple, we already own through the Bildenberg Club and the World Masonic Order, all of the Balkans. It’s only a matter of a few book changing, some christian blood offerings to quill the thirst of God and some mind-washing though Hollywood. After all, how do you think we managed to make Olympiakos win 11 out of the last 12 championships in soccer? (One year the Church of Scientology beat us cause of sloppy programming).

PS. In the meantime I’d like to take a moment and denounce the greek imperialist claims against the peaceful People’s Republic of China. Greek Imperialism should not and shall not pass! (Unless we go for Cuba; in that case I’m all in favor of seizing it!)

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